Brother "Youwishyouwereme"---- Born and raised a JW, but had worldly father. Father forces him to go to college and join sports teams. Not only receives master's degree, but builds worldly skills and confidence. Marries hot sister from rich family, gets great job, moves out to the country, becomes elder quickly, has beautiful children, lives happily ever after.
Brother "Truckdriver"------ Like a nomad, middle-aged brother (we think) who pops up at a new congregation every few months in places hundreds of miles apart. No one really gets to know him but nearly everyone is a little creeped out anyway.